Yesterday, this was the number one book at the bestseller list of Apple's book store: Blonde and Wet, The Complete Story, followed by Big Sis, both erotic short stories written by English auteur Carl East. Well, not anymore.
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@R.b.3: i dont know why the world hasnt converted yet.
16 parts to an inch, 12 inches to a foot, 3 foot to a yard, 1760 yards to a mile.... i dont get the randomness of it compared to metric which is based on 10s.
and its a breeze for temperatures. water freezes at 0 and boils at 100 so when its 3 degrees you know its pretty damn cold.
@R.b.3: If the thread is now #NSFW because of the Ziggy photo I posted I apologize. I didn't really consider the photo to be NSFW...unless I'm missing something here.
This ad—from VPN/WAN access router company Viprinet—says: "Redundancy Creates Security". I don't know about you, but I would get a kernel panic in a situation like this. [Viprinet]
If you don't know Jelena Jensen, you're missing a lot. And I'm not talking about her beautiful face, vertigo-inducing curves, and all-natural 34F attributes. Or about the fact that she's a porn actress. All those things aside, Jelena's a supernerd.
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Count Machine Onahole is a Japanese device that is essentially a Fleshlight attached to a counting mechanism, so you can see how many pumps you can get in in under a minute. Oh, dear.
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When I got this tip, I was skeptic: Anaglyphic 3D porn never worked for me. But for some reason, this one does. You just need the classic red and blue eyeglasses. And some other accessories, if that's your thing.
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Thanks to everybody who shared support. It does seem like they caught it early on so they are going to try and remove it in 2 weeks. It's just the whole stigma around "cancer" that's scaring everybody.
But enough drama and tears! I said I need whitenoise! tonight not sad thoughts! So c'mon who has a funny picture or stupid GIF?
@Cbullins Official Movieguy: Every man in my family (not me yet) has survived that. On the sliding scale of cancer, you hit the better end. (Heh heh. End.) Upside is you get to brag about surviving cancer. Downside is you have to get a camera up your outbox every few years. Keep the videos and put them in porn cases for your kids to find.
@¿KevlarAllah?: I've got a large cross on my back. I designed it in college, then thought about it for two years and finally got it. I also have a pirate flag on my left shoulder. I saw it and wanted it, and an hour later I had it.
@Standish: Dove. I originally had it perfectly symmetrical, but I couldn't find a dove (or anything) to go in the middle. Loosely based on image above. I started with a really bad cross and photoshopped it to my liking.
@¿KevlarAllah?: Well, one is tied to a memory of someone that I don't want to be reminded of every time I see it. (it's not a name) And the other I never really "liked" how it turned out. (bad artist =/)
@MariMac: uh I may be reversing said condemnation. when you post below the belt line skin shots, I may get me killed by other whitenoisers for continuing your condemnation.
@¿KevlarAllah?: I don't normally like most tats, but that cross is gorgeous. It's really original. Also, no tats for me, I was thinking of getting something in sanskrit down the top of my spine, & I've been thinking about it for a few years now, but I'll see in a couple of years. I'm starting to get into buddhism and I wanna see where that leads me.
@¿KevlarAllah?: Once my friend gets out of the hospital and they are sure he won't need marrow or anymore blood for surgeries I will be getting a black and white version of this. Only the eyes will have color. Blue for the tiger for the loss of friends that I have had and have served, green for the dragon for my family and friends that still watch over me.
@mattycakes: I love nerdy tats like that, I would definitely get some of those because I feel like they'd never get old - they'll always be true & awesome.
@MariMac: No, but we're nerds! As the armed shark said, it's a below the belt skin shot, and not everyone is able to look just at the tattoo. However, I hope everyone in #whitenoise has the common sense/maturity to do so.Reply
@Cú Chulainn (Xeraphim): Hell yeah. I don't think I can pull off this style of tat on top of my other tats, but it's awesome. Even better that it has meaning. I have been looking for a good Memorial/KIA tat for a few buddies of mine, but none have stuck out to me thus far.
@MrCheatachu: I was actually thinking about getting Maxwell's equations, but I wanted to start off small.
Also, I can derive (get it? haha) some deeper philosophical meaning into the simplicity that is f = ma. All about you only get from something what you put into it, you can only change things by doing something yourself, yadda yadda yadda.
Maxwell's equations have their own charm, but I want to start off my tats small.
@Cú Chulainn (Xeraphim): I don't think kevlar was questioning what Newton's second was, I think he was questioning of it was going to be:
F=ma
OR the equally famous form:
A body of mass subject to a force undergoes an acceleration that has the same direction as the force and a magnitude that is directly proportional to the force and inversely proportional to the mass
How is it possible that Emma Stone is even more adorable when she's looking for creative ways to kill and... uh... dismember you? That's a special kind of talent, I guess.
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@Standish: My wife is blonde and not dumb, so I agree. But I think she knows what's fucked up with America and what it takes to be famous and does the bare minimum to stay on topic.
@Standish: Oddly, I agree. I don't usually like pop, but her music is very aggressive, in an early NIN style of aggression that I like it. Well, some of it.
@LiquidArmorAllah: "I like her music" is a qualified statement for sure. I really like Speechless, and when she does it with Elton John's "Your Song", it's amazing.
@Hackintosh: An Original Unoriginal: Do you think that part where he puts those glasses and looks like those 3D movies, might actually be 3D if you were the cheap 3D glasses
Someone needs to turn this videogame-inspired condom packaging design concept into reality, because I really want to see the look on my significant other's face when I inform him that we're out of Donkey Shlong.
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